“The 1st Class Lifestyle” recently posted an article about the “Ten Times Sex Has Ruined Your Life” and while I have to agree with some of these, I feel like some need some tweaking and there are a couple missing.Also, I feel like the title is a tad dramatic, so I think I’ll rename it “The Thirteen Times You’ve Gotten Really Screwed Because You Had Sex” because I think it’s more accurate and I enjoy the pun.
So without further ado, these are the 10 times sex has ruined your life according to “The 1st Class Lifestyle”:
10. “That time you slept with your ex.”
I can definitely agree with this one. If it didn’t work once, and it didn’t work twice, and it didn’t work the fifth time… I think we can all finally agree that going backwards is always a no-no, ladies and gentlemen.
9. “When the condom broke.”
I feel like this one should be #1. This is just bad for everybody, whether you’re scared of getting pregnant or scared of getting an STD.
8. “The moment you come out of the room and realize you have had sex with every single girl (or guy) at the party.”
Well that’s never happened to me, but for all you eccentrics out there, I feel like this may be a tad awkward.
7. “The time you woke up and had no idea where you were.”
Too. Much. Tequila. Enough said.
6. “When you cheated on your significant other.”
Considering I don’t know anybody who hasn’t regretted this, I think this one should be moved to # 2.
5. “When you did it with your friends ex.”
4. “The time a family member saw you doing the walk of shame.”
Well that’s just always awkward as hell.
3. “The time the person never called you.”
This only sucks if you wanted that person to call you… but I mean, if you’re down for casual sex, then this one’s probably a good thing.
2. “The time you felt a burn.”