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X-Rated Post-Holidays Stocking Stuffers

The holidays have come and gone and so has most of our waistlines, flat stomachs and sculpted thighs. Let’s face it, we’re not feeling our sexiest, and it’s not easy to get our kink on when we’re feeling this bloated. I’ve always held a tradition of getting something naughty after the seasonal chaos to put me back in the swing of things, if you know what I mean. So, sticking to tradition, here are 10 picks that are guaranteed to get your sexy back (click on the images to get to the item’s page). Instead of putting these in xmas stockings, how about a nice pair of fishnets, or gartered sheer tights? 😉  10. Silicone anal beads by Sportsheets. If you haven’t already tried using a pair, make sure to lube up and remember it’s all about timing. If you’re unsure on how to use these, read this easy guide.

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S&M Silicone Anal Beads by Sportsheets

9. Handcuffs. Whether they’re furry, metal or plastic, these are a lot of fun. Make sure to handcuff your partner and take full advantage. They’re hands are useless so go to town.

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Fifty Shades of Grey You Are Mine Metal Handcuffs

8. A riding crop by Sportsheets. This brings a whole new meaning to tapping that ass. With a little bit of pain comes pleasure. They’re 12 inches long so this you need a long stocking.

S&M Riding Crop by Sportsheets

S&M Riding Crop by Sportsheets

7. Warming edible aphrodisiac organic oil by Shunga. I think the name says it all. It heats up and tastes delicious…all over your body. One bottle may not be enough.

Warming Edible Aphrodisiac Organic Oil by Shunga

Warming Edible Aphrodisiac Organic Oil by Shunga

6. A Tiani vibrating couples massager with SenseMotion by Lelo. This is a mutually beneficial gift. Why not spend the evening indoors seeing how many times you can make your partner squirt. Take turns controlling the vibration.

Tiani Vibrating Couples' Massager with SenseMotion by LELO

Tiani Vibrating Couples’ Massager with SenseMotion by LELO

5. Kama Sutra playing cards. With a different sex position on each card, I’m sure you’ll be up all night, testing them out. You can thank me later 😉

Kama Sutra Playing Cards

Kama Sutra Playing Cards

4. Glow in the dark love dice (imagination required). Play this game in the dark and use each roll to your fullest advantage. This is also a great game to play with a group of friends or to break the ice on a date.

Glow in the dark love dice

Glow in the dark love dice

3. A sexy blindfold. Because we all know these gifts would be better with a blindfold on. This will help your partner get more in touch with his or her other senses… sexyblindfold 2. A superhero vibrator. This is amazing and will have any girl ecstatic! Now if I could only figure which Chris to imagine naked, Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans? Hmm…come to think of it, I’ll do them both at the same time.

Superhero Vibrators by Balazs Sarmai

Superhero Vibrators by Balazs Sarmai

1.Your underwear. While he or she is opening the rest of the presents, make sure to strip down into something sexy or go in your birthday suit. Leaving the best present for last! 😉 undies

So whether it’s a sex toy or a new fun game, turn the post-holidays blues (bloats?) into something exciting and kinky! You’ve been nice all year, now it’s time to be naughty! Xoxo Leyla

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