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How to Take a Sexy Selfie

A while back I was dating a guy that moved for work in a remote part of Canada. We liked each other enough to stay in touch while he was gone, not enough to stay exclusive. After one week up there, he became lonely and probably really bored of masturbation to good old porn.

He asked me to send him a selfie, a picture taken by me of me. I started soft by sending a picture of me in Lululemon, he obviously requested a sexier one right after that one. Even though I couldn’t see myself long term with this guy, I had to please him, I was on a mission.

At what cost? I couldn’t throw my chances of becoming the President or the diplomat’s wife away for this guy. Here are some tricks to make a sexy selfie work:

1. Snap Chat

I used Snap Chat to send my pictures to him. Snap Chat is an app that helps you send pictures and videos with a certain time lapse. The only problem is that he can take a screen shot; this is where number 2 gets important.

2. No full lengths pictures

Whatever you do make sure that you don’t show your face when you’re showing some skin. We all know about Myex.com. Even if you’re in a relationship with someone make sure that you never do a naked picture with your face in it.

3.Get there gradually.

Don’t start with a vagina pic right away, start with a lingerie pic, sexy half naked, then naked pic. If he asks for a vagina pic then you can send him one. You can also send him a video of yourself masturbating, just make sure that no one can recognize anything, no body marks or something distinctive.

4. Know your angles.

You might not have a Victoria Secret model body, that’s fine. Make sure that you know your angles. I prefer showing off my butt and take a side picture. I always take the picture from an angle, most of the time upwards.

Pro Tip: When things start getting a bit boring, try snapping yourself in public places, one boob out or even under your skirt with no undies.

I found a few good examples, of girls that obviously didn’t use Snap Chat. RULE #1.

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Enjoy,

Lily Penelope

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