How to not look like a skank the next morning.
Some nights I go out with only one thought in mind: I’m going to get laid tonight. You guys know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s those steamy soirees when you order shot after shot, dance your ass off and are on the prowl. Every guy that walks into the club or bar is a potential for a one-night stand. No commitments, just good hard sex. Unfortunately, the day after isn’t so hot. Here are a few tips to save yourself the embarrassment:
1.Bring face-wipes! I can’t stress the importance of this enough. Having thick black liner or red lips at 10 AM is a dead giveaway. Wash your face with one wipe, it’s so easy and it lets your skin breathe.
3. Flats. The foldable Dr. Scholls flats are a life saver, they’re very compact and can fit in your clutch. Your feet are probably killing from last night’s ‘killer moves’ so change it up.
4. Hair elastic or hairbrush. If you don’t have room for the brush, put your hair up in a bun or ponytail. When your hair looks like a porcupine attacked it, you fix that shit!
5. If you’re carrying anything larger than a clutch, you may be able to add in a few more items such as a fresh pair of panties – god know the ones you were wearing last night are probably stained. A mini deodorant or perfume. You probably reek of last night’s alcohol, B.O. and sperm. Cover that stench up before the police pulls you over for obstructing the public. Lastly, a cardigan. If it’s summer time, a sheer crop top is not appropriate for any time before 5PM. Even if you’re wearing a mini skirt, with a cardigan, you’re not only warmer but also more presentable.
Do you agree with my list or did I miss something? Let me know which item(s) saved your walk of shame!